humble pie? yes please, I’ll have another!

You know the warnings at the beginning of a work out video? The whole "you could injure yourself" crap for the old people and super fatties? I know, that's harsh sounding, I'm a jerk, I'm not meaning to be mean, it's just what flashes in my head. Obviously the warning isn't meant for me. Super fabulous 28-year-old me in my prime of life and health and fitness!hmmm. my back disagrees with me. I … [Read more...]

Little Green Men Rest Easily

I feel like I have little, fat green men inside of me. Not in the creepy alien way, or just in an I'm crazy kind of way, (mostly,)but more in the musinex commercials where they have the mucus people "move into" your chest. You know, the cute, chubby little green men that are trying to have a vacation but their plans keep getting thawarted. I can't get rid of this goo in my chest, the little green … [Read more...]

from the land of bluebonnets, cowboys, and wide open spaces (Pics!)

Part 1Austin, TXTime spent with my Aunt Donna and her amazing, musically gifted husband, Brian. Her dog, Lucee, was very tolerant of Summit's preferance for poking eyeballs and pulling fur out rather than being nice. The weather was perfect, the food delicious, everything bigger like it always is in Texas... … [Read more...]

Kittens, Kittens come get your Kittens!

First of all, we spilled a little food on the ground, they are LITTER BOX TRAINED that is NOT poop on the ground! Now that they are eating dry food they should be ready to go. Please. Help me! Springdale and Fayetteville animal shelters WON'T TAKE THEM! Save a kitten and my sanity please! :) If you have any questions please feel free to e-mail or call me.If you want to read how I got these lovable … [Read more...]