Moms.

-the pinched nerve you feel in your neck is actually your necklace (you aren't used to wearing) pulling your neck hair. -you can pee in record time knowing any delay could result in catastrophe. -every night (or morning or whenever) when you dry yourself off after a shower with your towel you think, "man I should wash these" and you've been saying that for a few weeks. -pony tail holders, … [Read more...]