pro and con lists

As I was writing I realized that this was slightly negative so I decided to change the format and write a positive for every negative! Enjoy!

Con- I hate feeling doped up on painkillers, who the crap would get addicted to them?! and not just the I’m-in-constant-pain people, the pill poppers who have nothing wrong with them. Pro- I now know that I’m not tempted to get addicted to prescription narcotics.

Con- I just sat in the shower for a hour staring at the water dripping down the sides of the tub. Pro- I am very easily entertained.

Con- I told not 1, not 2 but 3 people that the giant spider with his web on my front porch was Halloween decorations. har har har. The drug delivery guy was very nice, I’m probably very normal compared to other people he delivers to. Pro- the giant splint I have to wear 24/7 generally keeps me from talking.

Con- I just got up from a “nap” where I just laid on the bed wide awake, but at least the spinning stopped. Pro- I was able to lay down for a hour!

Pro- amazing friends have brought food almost every night for Ben and Summit which is so cool for me b/c I don’t know if I should be cooking… and I think I might be bitter over the cooking and not eating thing. Con- I can’t eat any of the delicious food that is brought over. Sigh.

Con- I hear music playing in my head more clearly now. Pro- well, at least it’s not voices.

Pro- Ben cooked a delicious omelet for him and Summit, thus I stand corrected about him never cooking- that’s for you Amy! Con- I still couldn’t eat it. Pro- all the drugs have really taken my appetite away.

Con- I had some other funny pros and cons but don’t have time to write any because Pro- The Dugger family show is coming on TLC right now!

  • David and Katy

    I love these!!! Such a ray of sunshine :)

  • Sarea

    I love the Dugger family show!! I just saw the wedding pictures on facebook (including the first kiss)! Woo hoo!

  • Josiah

    AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    This is pretty dang funny! :)