(copied from my facebook page)
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1. I love inky pens.
2. When I hear a creak in my house I think of about 10 ways to escape from the psycho burglar trying to kill me and kidnap my child. Usually I end up in the realm of fantasy that involves me having super-human strength and the ability to fly or become invisible. Then I forget what I was thinking about in the first place, which is distracting in a good, but possibly deadly way.
3. I really like mechanical pencils. I think it’s because you never have to sharpen them. Except when I’m sketching. Then it’s back to the good ole number 2’s.
4. I obsessively mop. I have white tiles in my kitchen/dining combo and bathrooms. What kind of moron decided WHITE tiles were functional?!
5. I secretly think my life is a popular (dare I say?) TV show where I’m the star unbeknownst to be, e.g. the Truman Show.
6. I have horrible grammar and use words incorrectly all the time. sometimes intentionally… or not?
7. My idea of being wealthy is being able to eat all organic/ all natural foods and have a personal chef to teach me how to cook.
8. Almond peanut butter…. wait- my bad- ALMOND BUTTER (without peanuts) is actually quite tasty but has to be refridgerated which is weird.
9. After shopping obsessivly for months at the Co-op, I officially joined. It took 30 seconds, not 30 minutes like I thought it would. I feel very healthy and earth friendly, like I planted a tree or something. Also, they gave me a nickel for bringing my own bag and I feel like I slightly changed the world.
10. Caffeine and I are bitter lovers. We fight, we make up, we separate, we get back together… but we’re in it for life.
11. Summit makes this horrible noise that instantly irrates me. He will look at me then breathe in loudly in as whiny of a voice as possible, then exhale even whinier. With a straight face, usually looking me in the eye. He does it intentionally to annoy me.
12. I’m a total music snob. I probably think I have better taste than you, because I’m a snob, but I’m also a hypocrite ’cause I like pop music sometimes. Which is snobby of me to say ’cause you may like pop music.
13. I am far too self-analytical and self-deprecating.
14. I’m listening to Beyonce’s If I were a boy.
15. I sleep with ear plugs. Doing that has made my marriage much better.
16. Any time I can sleep in late like I’m still in high school I do it.
17. I hate guns. no, really, I do.
18. I have bottom braces and will have the upper ones soon. I’ll look like I’m in high school again in a not-so-great way.
19. Coinciently I’m a great flosser in spite of having lower braces. I think I could win some kind of flossing championship. Especially if it were a flossing-your-teeth-with-bottom-braces type competition.
20. I like having nice jeans and purses. I’ll wear wal-mart shirts all day long but I better be carrying my Hobo wallet when I purchase them.
21. Summit is the coolest kid in the world. That isn’t a “random” fact, it’s truth.
22. I gave him my cell phone to keep him happy as I finish typing this. He’s probably calling China right now.
23. My cell phone is indestructable. No, really. I’ve blogged about it.
24. Snickerdoodle is a dog in a furry cat suit. He’ll sit and shake. He growels when someone rings our doorbell and has attacked a dog 10x bigger than him to “protect” me.
25. I’m on a random work out kick so I have to go and burn some fat. smell you laters.