Twitter and Facebook help me work through so much without actually doing anything other than silently witness my excessive use of the back space key as I work through my days. OH yes, you just *thought* I posted a lot… you have no idea what I’m holding back… until now… Here’s a selection of things that weren’t worthy, too long or were just too insane to post:
-Meatloaf made!
(Yeah, it’s a super boring post. I shouldn’t have started out with this one.)
-I was at a friend’s house yesterday and her little boy pooped *next* to the bathroom and thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. I couldn’t stop laughing about it and it really was pissing her off!
-I have some neighbors that are across the street that I don’t like. Simply because they have a pool and have never invited me to swim. and she’s super skinny….
-I hate my neighbors that have a pool- (oh wait- seriously I’ve already posted about this)
-Ben met our neighbors that have the pool last night. NO LIE. They didn’t, however, invited us for a swim.
-In regards to the previous tweet, I even pulled out the kiddie pool to the front yard so they could see how sad we were without a pool. They didn’t come outside.
-I’m thinking that if they read these tweets that they may consult a lawyer about a restraining order…
-I’m either working through something huge and don’t realize it- I’ve been obsessively working on crafts and projects… what is wrong? is my creativity just back? if so HELLO LONG LOST FRIEND!
-We just had a couple over for dinner, drinks and cards. I can’t remember how long it’s been since we’ve had non-family friend over! (deleted because this made me look like a loser)
-Well, I met the neighbor across the street and she’s really cool. 
-Ben to me while taking a picture of my hands working on a project, “move your hands, they look fat”
-I think that I’m too unfiltered. It’s who I am. So, I’m trying *not* to be myself. Which seems wrong (and very difficult) but me being a different person will probably make me a better person.