you snoozed- and thus you lost

Well, you slow people, you missed your opportunity to be my neighbor! Today, as I type, people are moving into the house across the street. They look nice. Much nicer than the former methhead family. By the way, I have a random update on that. I think I may have judgmentally mentioned that the wife of the volunteer fire fighter looked like a stripper? oh I didn't? I was trying NOT to be … [Read more...]

Won’t you be my neighbor?

I've been kind of melancholy lately, I even thought the word "melancholy" in my head in reference to how I felt so I must truly be that because only truly melancholy people use that word at all! (Now that I've said that in such a mocking way, it's doubtful that you believe me now, but it's seriously true!) It's not a ohmygodI'm28! kind of a deal, it's just the overwhelming lack of knowledge and … [Read more...]

hypocrisy and snobbery, but still a good story!

My title makes me cringe, waiting for my dear mentor to blast me with my self-deprecating-ness and speaking falsehoods and untruths into my life. But, she isn't here now so I'll continue and quickly admit that insecurity is a huge weakness that promotes my self-deprecating. How's that?Some of my old readers may remember a post about my neighborhood when I moved in about my massage therapist/biker … [Read more...]