Lately, nothing in my life has seemed funny. Usually I can find humor in poop or puke- but to be honest, everything has been creepily normal lately in that dept. No cats maliciously vomiting in a spurned rage or Offspring reaching down his pants and coming out with some treasure that should have stayed buried... Oh, crap, actually, just the other week he did that at Best Buy. I must have blocked … [Read more...]

I'm a true cheap-o, I totally went to the pumpkin patch with my friends for picture opportunities, not to buy a pumpkin! I love how they turned out, the colors were great and the weather was perfect! … [Read more...]

It's that time of year again. The time when I post sappy things about how much the air is intoxicating me and the colors take my breath away. Really, it sounds quite hard on my body, all this drunkenness and lack of breathing, corneas scorched by the dazzlement of colors... and I love it. I was just driving around town, the aimless meandering when I have to be somewhere, but have time to waste … [Read more...]

These are the times that all I do is laugh. I mean really, I've been working for months to get my new page up and since then I've had the worse case of writer's block and in-general aversion to the computer. I don't know what this is- this is new to me. Usually when I write, all the cosmos get back in place, the sun shines again and I feel at peace within myself. Lately, though, there is … [Read more...]