Posts from ‘July, 2010’

-the pinched nerve you feel in your neck is actually your necklace (you aren’t used to wearing) pulling your neck hair.
-you can pee in record time knowing any delay could result in catastrophe.
-every night (or morning or whenever) when you dry yourself off after a shower with your towel you think, “man I should wash [...]

Earlier, as I was holding my just turned 7-week-old while he was pooping, (already you can tell what kind of post this will be) I saw from across the room that Rolo was working up a good furball. I ran across the room, baby dangling from my arms, to move Rolo to the tile so [...]

I’m sitting here in my messy office eating a homemade frappachino with a spoon because I froze it solid scared I’d devour it too quickly otherwise. I SO know myself. Since having child #2 I’ve noticed that I turn to sweets as a coping mechanism for stress, although, now that I think about it, I’m [...]

I am so NOT a writer. Well, in my head I am. I write in my head all the time, but it’s not really “writing” per se, it’s more “thinking” although I’m thinking like I would write. Or, like now, I’m writing like I’m thinking which just makes me look a little crazy and not [...]