...asked the pretty bridesmaid from some big city about my beeeautiful, sexy 'Lady in Red' number that I wore on Saturday. (will post pics soon, don't worry.) "No, TJ Maxx," I responded. She didn't say anything and walked away from me. Hmmm. I guess we didn't have anything in common after all. So I coordinated my first wedding this weekend. It went well, other than the mis-cue by the janitor/sound … [Read more...]

Summit moving from Pampers Swaddlers to Pampers Cruisers. I think you have to be a mom to understand. … [Read more...]

O dear bed, I love thee soI wish I could sleep some mo'You hold me, keep me warm and snugI sleep, I dream that I have some uggsI'd rather be no where but herebut alas, my child awakes, my dearI'm taken from my warm abodeand I come back, with a loadHe's puked upon you and peed as wellyou are trooper, and have yet to smellAt night, I sneak into your coolnessand I do not feel the least bit foolishI … [Read more...]